CLASS PROPHESY

BOONE HIGH SCHOOL CLASS OF 1967

 

Gail Allie:                               marries a windy street

Mark Anderson:                   writes advice for the love lorn column

Carmen Amendola:                  sells Mondt's trampolines in Uruguay

Sue Anderson:                   disproves the theory that you can't burn water

Tim Aspengrin:                  replaces Mr. Spock on "Star Track"

Teri Atkinson:                    takes up collections in church

 

Jeanette Banford:                     america's answer to Twiggy

Rick Beckwith:                   drinks nitroglycerine

Denny Behn:                          opens a cheerleading school in West Boone

Barb Bengston:                   operates a department at McHose Park for lost tennies

Jeanne Berrier:                       gets promoted to the big peoples' room at the library

Sheri Best:                             writes teenage best seller: "How To Prepare For Tests"

Ron Biddle:                            cuts out paper dolls

Roger Blank:                         sits in his front yard drawing flies

Gerald Brockmier:                 takes over where Jackie Gleason left off

Arthur Brown:                        is already swabbing the deck in the Navy

Greg Brown:                           becomes Boone Fire Marshall

Rusty Brown:after extensive research, finally locates the author of Beowulf

Ann Buckles:                          starts a library with senior lit books

Barb Buechler:                    fashion consultant for Arlans

Donna Burke:                        runs a secretarial school in New York City

Linda Byers:                          sponsors a boys' synchronized swimming team

 

Mark Campbell:                   stand-in for Walter Cronkite

Lynne Carper:                       night watchman at the Ledges State Park

Brian Carrell:                         gives 45 minute broadcasts over KFCQ every Sunday afternoon on the evils of drink

Tom Carver:                           paints the town red

Jim Case:                               leaves for Paris to become a ladies' hairdresser

Paul Clark:                             replaces Al Hirt, Henry Mancini, and Gomer Pyle

Paul Edwin Clark:             does as little as possible

Richard Clark:                     designs furniture for the next president of the United States

Donna Coghlan:                     becomes official car counter at the corner of 7th and Crawford

Mike Collins:                         inherits Collins' Radio in Cedar Rapids

Joe Cook:                               becomes a cask filler for St. Bernard dogs in Scotland

Jim Cotton:                             graduates head of his class with honors

Margaret Cronk:                        plays saxaphone for the Dave Clark Six

 

Teri Dannatt:                         becomes a lady wrestler

Ted Deal:                               finally makes it to Boone J.C.

Marcia Diefenbach:                leads a compaign to bring back Edsels

Chris Doran:                          night-time stand-in for Tarzan

Jo Douroumis:                 invents portable hair cleaner for portable hair

Sue Duffee:                            studies man's relationship and dependence upon the earthworm

Dick Duffy:                            replaces the Jolly Green Giant

 

Mary Eaves:                          becomes a rain spout

Joan Ellsberry:                    replaces Betty Crocker

Nell Erickson:                        carries on the family tradition

Fred Evans:                            becomes a computer programmer

Tom Ferry:                             becomes a "Young" husband

 

Peg Fish:                                 benchwarmer for the Riverbulls

Denny Flannery:                    makes a silent movie

Jackie Furman:                      starts a Boone SDS chapter (Student Drummers Society)

 

Carol Gibbs:                           becomes a famous lady chimney sweep

Jan Giles:                               replaces Mary Jane Chinn

Steve Givens:                         finishes the book he started in econ

Cliff Gliem:                             Boone High's answer to James Bond

Linda Gorman:                     takes over for Benny Goodman

Melanie Grabau:                      starts Stratford's answer to the Globetrotters

Kathy Grabau:                      becomes captain of Melanie's team

Trudi Greene:                        finally proves that a person can eat just one Lay's Potato Chip

 

Diane Hammond:                  becoems president of the Ames Chapter W.C.T.U.

Paul Hammond:                  takes over girls' synchronized swimming

Linda Hansen:                      looks for something she can't do

Sylvia Hansen:                      becomes BHS truant officer

Patsy Harris:                          tumbling instructor for the old peoples' home

Bill Harris:                             construction expert for Tinker Toys

Leslie Hawbaker:                  publishes a book entitled "The Etiquette of Tipping Waitresses"

LaVonne Helm:              goes to Paris to compete with Jim Case

Jo Ann Hendricks:                  ghost writes sequel of tales for Chaucer

Doug Herrick:                      discovers the fountain of youth

Phyllis Hicks:                         first woman to break the speed of sound - typing, that is

Dave Hitsman:                     collects fuzz

Linda Hitsman:                     opens in award-winning Broadway musical

Cheryl Hollingsworth:           Peace Corps volunteer nurse

Ron Holte:                              receives a special award for his humility, quietness, and    discipline of mind and body

Marilyn Howard:                      plays supporting role in MacBird

Sue Howard:                           becomes a capable girl...capable of anything

Roger Hubby:                        replaces Mike Nelson

 

Donna Jacobsen:                   starts branch stores for Duffy's

Bill Jay:                                  teaches Drivers Ed. at Mongona Tech

Joy Jensen:                            first woman to the moon

Bruce Johnson:                     manufactures paper dresses and scissors

Craig Johnson:                     replaces Mr. Ferguson

Julie Johnson:                        opens nation-wide chain of swimming pool refreshment stands

Ray Johnson:                         Mr. Tamborine Man

 

Jane Kammin:                     becomes a private tutor

Eldon Klemme:                     writes follow-up to Nancy Sinatra's "These Boots Were   Made for Walkin'  "

Harold Klinkefus:                   becomes professional slot car driver

Rick Klute:                             stat. of the U.S. Olympic volleybal team

Vicki Kriens:                          recreation director at Fort Leonardwood

Karen Kruck:             disproves the theory that anyone can make a good donut hole

 

Peggy Law:                             becomes Supreme Court justice

Rita Lees:                              travels

Chris Lindmark:                   gets Rich...soon

Pat Long:                                joins Mia Farrow fan club

Rick Long:                             finds out how many glasses' worth are in a keg

Brian Lowman:                     takes "Hoss" Cartwright's place on Bonanza

Hal Lyness:                            follows in his father's footsteps

 

Sandra Majors:                       models for Lucy in Peanuts comic strip

Linda Martin:             head baton twirler at U.C.L.A.

Barb Mathis:                          joins VISTA

Rick McCargar:                 takes over the Tijuana Brass

Kathy McClain:                    designs a statue of Mr. Ferguson

Sue McCoy:                           sells her life story to "True Romance" for $3,000.00

Pat McDermott:               operating the chemistry lab, level Boone High

Kelly McMullan:                 writes best-seller,  "The Last of the Riverbulls"

Barb McNace:                    stand-in for Nancy Sinatra

John Menough:                   replacement for Mr. Ferguson

Martha Miller:                        stand-in for Mary mild

Davi Mondt:                           becomes a farmer's wife

Jack Morris:                          grows little radishes

Marcia Morris:                       interpreter for Elijah Muhammed

Marvin Morris:                       night watchman in a coffin warehouse

Ann Morton                            sells Morton Pies

Steve Mueller:            completes a study proving that seven million grass-hoppers died last year of starvation

Chris Munson:                     goes out for Winter sports

Connie Murphy:                     head waitress at Whitt's Drive-In

Mike Myers:                         spends the night in the refrigerator to see if the little light goes off

Loren Myers:                         becomes a loyal follower of Hobart Manson

 

Rick Neely:                            gets fired from the Army

Marck Nystrom:                    gets a safe driving award

 

Myron Oliver:                        becomes a used car salesman

 

DeWayne Pane:               produces Payne's Painless Pain Killer

Marlin Pearson:                     sells No-doze

Pat Pentico:                            lives happily ever after

Kathy Pestotnik:                   works in a glue factory

Brian Peterson:                    invents motorized tricycles

Debi Peterson:                    becomes center for the Green Bay Packers

John Peterson:                    wins the Boone Open (after a little practice, of course!)

Tom Peterson:                    invents a collapsable tennis racket

Ron Post:                                reveals his true identity as the wonderful week-end white-winged warrior

Jane Poyzer;                           swings across the vines to the other side of McHose Park

James Pray:                           trains goldfish

Dale Pumphrey:                  manufactures "trick" tennis balls

 

Kevin Quarnstrom:               finds a mail-order bride for Hobart Manson

 

Sally Radnich:                     learns the "Morris" code

Linda Rasmussen:                sells Ford Mustangs

Charlie Ray:                           takes over for Graham Hill

Larry Richards:                    makes bracelets and necklaces from the ivory tusks of pink elephants

Rick Riker:                            learns to count to 20 without removing his shoes

Teri Rolfes:                            replacement for "That Girl"

LeRoy Ross:                          J.C. student leader

Scott Routh:                           substitute for Robert Culp on "I Spy"

Roy Runyan:                          may he rest in peace

Jake Rusnak:             `            drum major for Moingona Tech Marching Band

 

Dave Sadler:                          becomes a flagpole sitter

Sandy Schroeder:                  race car driver for the Indianapolis 500

Rich Schuler:                          needle threader in the undie factory

Lynette Seiler:             doubles for Puff the Magic Dragon

Don Siders:                            attempts to prove that zebras are white with black stripes, not black with white stripes

Tom Siders:                            sells furnaces in Egypt

DiAnne Sinn:                          polishes Phi Beta Kappa keys

Gary Smiley:                          sparring partner for Cassius Clay

Chuck Solheim:                      head vet at Fraser's duck farm

Pam Sorber:                           Peace Corps volunteer on the Riviera

Randy Srigley:                       carries coal to Newcastle

Jean Sturtz:                            writes questions and answers for ACT tests

Linda Swain:                           state champion in quilt making

 

Charles Tadlock:                     sometime, somehow, somewhere, agrees with somebody on something

Bob Tayson:                           head chef at the Waldorf Astoria

Jackie Thompson:                  rolls bandages for the Red Cross

Jack Teagarden:                 stars in his first Broadway hit,  "How to Succeed..."

Ron Thompson:                  ballet dancer

Marcy Tiffany:                       edits proposal letters from U.S. military bases

Kurt Todd:                              decrys the evils of socialism

Diana Trevarthen:                holds needles for Richard in the undie factory

 

Karen Walker:                      becomes Mr. Barker's private secretary

Linda Ward:                           Peace Corps worker at Fort Leonardwood

Sharon Wardwell:                   works well for Wards

Judy Webb:                            proclaims a national skip day

Ed Weeks:                              invents a substance to make one bounce so he won't need a parachute

Roger Westberg:                   tests Ed's formula.  Poor Roger!

Steve Whitmer:                    holds the undies for Diana and Rich in the undie factory

Boni Wilhelm:                        counts the raisins in Kellogg's Raisin Bran

Boni Wilkie:                           counts the flakes in Kellogg's Raisin Bran

Don Wilhite:                           replaces Smokey the Bear

Don Wilson:                           future Boone Chief of Police

Lorrine Wilson:                       collects frogs for Richard Schuler's alligators

Bobbii Wirtz:                          asks the question: do blondes really have more fun?

Ruth Wolfgram:                  collects insect specimens for Mr. Stutzman's biology class

Sharon Wood:                        first Boone J.C. student to be pledged Phi Beta Kappa

Linda Wright:             never does wrong

 

Sue Young:                             becomes a good "Ferry"

 

 

If these prophesies don't come true, cheer up - it may just be your unlucky years!  At any rate, the prophesy committee wishes each one of you the very best of luck in all your future endeavors.

 

GOOD LUCK SENIORS!

LONG LIVE THE CLASS OF '67!